PSALM 23 (RSV-Revised Student Version)

This is the Psalm 23 rewritten. Mumzie found it online this morning while she was looking for something for Sarah. She’s going to sit for her SPM starting tml. All the best, Missy! Anyway… since I’ll be sitting for my exams in about a week, I guess this applies to me as well.

Very nicely put and addresses the needs of students perfectly.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits
For my grade’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me
All the days of my examinations,
And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever,
Amen!

Anonymous.

P/S: If you are the one who wrote this, leave me a comment so that I can give credit to where it’s due.